Bad Science Jokes
How do you know the moon is going broke? Its down to its last
quarter.
Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for
a drink. The bartender says for you, no charge.
quarter.
Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for
a drink. The bartender says for you, no charge.
Where does bad light end up? In prism.
What does a subatomic duck
say? QUARK.
What do you call an educated test tube? A graduated cylinder.
Have you heard the one about the dead chemist? If
you can't helium and you can't curium
you will probably have to barium.
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What does a subatomic duck
say? QUARK.
What do you call an educated test tube? A graduated cylinder.
Have you heard the one about the dead chemist? If
you can't helium and you can't curium
you will probably have to barium.
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